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The Story of "Singh"

 

1. A Singh who is a sailor?
>>> Karpal Singh

 

2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
>>> Yam Singh

 

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?
>>> Menggali Singh

 

4. A Singh who likes to slap people?
>>> Tau Ba Singh

 

5. A Singh who is a gangster?
>>> SamSingh

 

6. A Singh who is lost?
>>> MisSingh

 

7. A Singh who is noisy?
>>> BisSingh

 

8. A Singh who likes herbs?
>>> Gin Singh

 

9. A Singh who kills people?
>>> AssasSingh

 

10. A Singh with one ball?
>>> BalwantSingh ( Ball One Singh )

 

11. A Singh with two balls?
>>> BalanSingh ( as in Balancing )

 

12. A Singh with three balls?
>>> AmaSingh ( AMAZING!!!! )

 

13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
>>> KuldipSingh ( Cold Deep Singh )

 

14. A Singh who likes to drink soya bean milk?
>>> YeohHupSingh

 

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
>>> No lah, not Titanic Singh. He's KaramSingh

 

16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
>>> Relax Singh

 

17. A Singh who is a lausySingh?
>>> OwtarSingh

 

18. A Singh who likes roundabout?
>>> PuSingh

 

19. A Singh who is flying around with a broom?
>>> Sou Pah Singh

 

20. A Singh who is a three-star general?
>>> Sam Lap Singh ( Cantonese )

 

21. If the Sikhs were to succeed forming their own country, what will they call their curreny?
>>> Mata Wang Ah Singh

 

22. Then, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
>>> TiewNiaSingh